smell

The bathrooms here at work are right off of the kitchen area. I would like to take this opportunity to describe the smells.

1. Imagine that someone made macaroni and cheese with one of those stinky cheeses, then mixed in cooked and rotted onions. Next, they heated this up with not a microwave, but a flaming bag of cow-poo. This was the smell in the kitchen.

2. Pine scented urinal cake. This would be the smell in the men's restroom.

Is it time to go home yet? Please?

Okay, how about now? Maybe?

(sigh) - fine, be that way. But if those smells contain some kind of mutagen and I grow an extra eye in the middle of my forehead - you're paying for the custom glasses.

later...